Potter No More
“Wingardium Leviosa!” said all of you to your dicks this weekend when you realized Pottermore was open to the public at last. Like your dicks were rising. Like you got a boner. From a website that...
View ArticleA Finals Season Guide To The Library
With finals season bearing down upon us, scores of Northwestern students will soon start their tri-annual pilgrimage to the book place for the fun sexi learning times. Yes, it is time once again to...
View ArticleIf CAESAR Were Used At Hogwarts…
MONDAY Harry: Looks like everything is lined up except for my discussion sections! I’m really lucky, I got into all the classes I wanted. And it doesn’t matter who I have for my discussions, so it’s...
View ArticleDumbledore Excited for Another Gay Wizard
LIMBO–Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, former headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, expressed his excitement this afternoon that another wizard, Washington Wizards...
View Article12 Reasons Why Going to School Somewhere Cold is Awesome
1. Never having to slather your body in the ectoplasmic goo known as sunscreen 2. When you inevitably put on Freshman 15, no one will notice 3. Not only will no one notice, but once the clothes come...
View ArticleAn Analysis of the US News Top 25 (Part 2 #1-13)
Part 2 of our analysis includes fan favorite Northwestern and fan least favorite pretty much everyone else.
View ArticleJK Rowling: “Every Harry Potter Character Was Gay, Except for Dolores Umbridge”
JK Rowling has made headlines in the past few years through her announcements of new details from her book series.
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